boxing glove crew (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} boxingglovecrew) wrote,@ 2009-10-20 12:14:00 |
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overcoming crankiness in 7 steps or less
1. Search out affordable vacations that you can use as a secret backup plan for your christmas holidays.
2. Look at cute photos of wet, grumpy kittens in bathtubs.
3. Shorten words in that adorably cute way that you know is sending shivers down the spine of every last co-workers (eg 'lunch in ten minnies!')
4. Fire off another email to the online shopping locale of your choice, complaining about shipping fees to Canada while secretly hoping that they just cut you a break so you can buy that $39 dress you've been eyeing.
5. Feasibility report to determine likelihood that you could take a 'working vacation' to nearby province, where you would carry in a briefcase full of doritos and video games to the hotel (with pool) of your choice.
6. Delegate your work, so that even if you wind up completing very little of what you had planned for the day, it'll look like you did that much more.
7. Eat Halloween candy and scowl lots.
1. Search out affordable vacations that you can use as a secret backup plan for your christmas holidays.
2. Look at cute photos of wet, grumpy kittens in bathtubs.
3. Shorten words in that adorably cute way that you know is sending shivers down the spine of every last co-workers (eg 'lunch in ten minnies!')
4. Fire off another email to the online shopping locale of your choice, complaining about shipping fees to Canada while secretly hoping that they just cut you a break so you can buy that $39 dress you've been eyeing.
5. Feasibility report to determine likelihood that you could take a 'working vacation' to nearby province, where you would carry in a briefcase full of doritos and video games to the hotel (with pool) of your choice.
6. Delegate your work, so that even if you wind up completing very little of what you had planned for the day, it'll look like you did that much more.
7. Eat Halloween candy and scowl lots.
